A novelty insurance experience — not a regulated insurance policy. £100,000 cover is fictional.

WE TAKE UNLIKELY RISKS
VERY SERIOUSLY.

Our Philosophy

We believe conventional insurance has become rather predictable.

Cars. Houses. Holidays. Pets.

But what about the risks nobody else has thought about?

That's where we come in.

The Cryptid Insurance Company exists to provide premium novelty insurance experiences for people who like adventure, folklore and ridiculous what-if scenarios. We approach the improbable with the same solemn diligence a traditional underwriter reserves for the merely possible — and we issue a rather handsome certificate at the end of it.

Protection Against the Impossible.

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THE CRYPTID
INSURANCE COMPANY

Protection Against the Impossible.

Purveyors of premium novelty protection for the discerning adventurer since a date we find convenient. Underwritten by 140 years of complete nonsense.

Important: This is a novelty insurance experience and collectible certificate product. It is not a regulated insurance policy and does not provide a genuine £100,000 insurance payout. The £100,000 figure is part of the fictional novelty experience. No real insurance cover is provided.
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