A novelty insurance experience — not a regulated insurance policy. £100,000 cover is fictional.
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The Loch Ness Journal

STORIES FROM THE DEEP

Folklore, facts and field notes on Nessie, the Scottish Highlands and the art of surviving a Loch Ness expedition.

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Protection Against the Impossible.

Purveyors of premium novelty protection for the discerning adventurer since a date we find convenient. Underwritten by 140 years of complete nonsense.

Important: This is a novelty insurance experience and collectible certificate product. It is not a regulated insurance policy and does not provide a genuine £100,000 insurance payout. The £100,000 figure is part of the fictional novelty experience. No real insurance cover is provided.
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