The Flagship Policy
NESSIE INSURANCE
Because your travel insurance probably doesn't cover being eaten by a mythical aquatic creature.
£9.99one-time · novelty experience
Fictional benefit up to £100,000. Novelty Nessie Insurance Experience.
What's included
- Policy holder name
- Unique policy number
- Digital certificate
- Printable premium certificate
- Customer account
- Post-trip survival confirmation
The Fine Print
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
The following is fictional novelty content, provided entirely for your amusement.
COVERED
- Being eaten by Nessie
- Being swallowed by Nessie
- Being dragged beneath the surface
- Unfortunate contact with an unidentified aquatic creature
- Other Nessie-related incidents
EXCLUSIONS
- Deliberately feeding Nessie
- Attempting to ride Nessie
- Attempting to marry Nessie
- Wearing a fish costume to attract Nessie
- Entering Loch Ness specifically to provoke Nessie
- Claiming to actually be Nessie
GET MY POLICY — £9.99
A novelty insurance experience. Not a regulated insurance policy. Read the FAQ.