A novelty insurance experience — not a regulated insurance policy. £100,000 cover is fictional.
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The Procedure

HOW IT WORKS

Between you and eternal bragging rights stand precisely three steps.

01

INSURE YOURSELF

Choose your Nessie policy and enter your expedition details. Your unique policy number is issued instantly, along with a digital certificate for your records.

02

VISIT LOCH NESS

Take your certificate with you and try not to attract the attention of anything lurking beneath the surface. Maintain a dignified distance from the water's edge at all times.

03

PROVE YOU SURVIVED

Log back in after your trip and activate your Certificate of Nessie Survival — a premium, printable document complete with seal, signature and a QR code others can verify.

GET INSURED
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Protection Against the Impossible.

Purveyors of premium novelty protection for the discerning adventurer since a date we find convenient. Underwritten by 140 years of complete nonsense.

Important: This is a novelty insurance experience and collectible certificate product. It is not a regulated insurance policy and does not provide a genuine £100,000 insurance payout. The £100,000 figure is part of the fictional novelty experience. No real insurance cover is provided.
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