A novelty insurance experience — not a regulated insurance policy. £100,000 cover is fictional.
The Christmas Shop

The Complete Christmas Bundle

All four keepsakes, one magical parcel

A letter from Santa, a letter from the elves, Reindeer Damage Insurance and a Santa's Little Helper certificate, each personalised for whoever you like.

Bundle savings
Print at home: £19.99 £27.96Save £7.97
Printed & posted: £29.99 £55.96Save £25.97
The Complete Christmas Bundle sample

Samples shown. Yours are personalised.

1. Letter from Santa

0/500 · The letter to them is written after payment and ready in about a minute.

2. Letter from the Elves

0/500 · The letter to them is written after payment and ready in about a minute.

Leave blank and the elves will introduce themselves with their own silly names.

3. Reindeer Damage Insurance
4. Santa's Little Helper
Santa's Nice List
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THE CRYPTID
CHRISTMAS COMPANY

Protection Against the Impossible.

Purveyors of premium novelty protection for the discerning adventurer since a date we find convenient. Underwritten by 140 years of complete nonsense.

Important: This is a novelty insurance experience and collectible certificate product. It is not a regulated insurance policy and does not provide a genuine £100,000 insurance payout. The £100,000 figure is part of the fictional novelty experience. No real insurance cover is provided.
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