A novelty insurance experience — not a regulated insurance policy. £100,000 cover is fictional.
The Christmas Shop

Letter from the Elves

Cheeky news from the Toy Workshop

Santa's elves write in with workshop gossip, tinsel disasters and secret toy-testing tips, all about the person you name.

Letter from the Elves sample

Samples shown. Yours are personalised.

0/500 · The letter to them is written after payment and ready in about a minute.

Leave blank and the elves will introduce themselves with their own silly names.

Have it posted for just £7 more
A high-quality print through the letterbox, plus your digital copy. Order by 16 December.
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THE CRYPTID
CHRISTMAS COMPANY

Protection Against the Impossible.

Purveyors of premium novelty protection for the discerning adventurer since a date we find convenient. Underwritten by 140 years of complete nonsense.

Important: This is a novelty insurance experience and collectible certificate product. It is not a regulated insurance policy and does not provide a genuine £100,000 insurance payout. The £100,000 figure is part of the fictional novelty experience. No real insurance cover is provided.
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