A novelty insurance experience — not a regulated insurance policy. £100,000 cover is fictional.
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Reindeer Damage Insurance

Full cover for hoof prints, soot and sleigh landings

An official-looking certificate protecting the household against Christmas Eve reindeer mishaps, from roof scuffs to nibbled hedges.

Reindeer Damage Insurance sample

Samples shown. Yours are personalised.

Have it posted for just £7 more
A high-quality print through the letterbox, plus your digital copy. Order by 16 December.
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THE CRYPTID
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Protection Against the Impossible.

Purveyors of premium novelty protection for the discerning adventurer since a date we find convenient. Underwritten by 140 years of complete nonsense.

Important: This is a novelty insurance experience and collectible certificate product. It is not a regulated insurance policy and does not provide a genuine £100,000 insurance payout. The £100,000 figure is part of the fictional novelty experience. No real insurance cover is provided.
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